Everyone knows the story of the Avenger and her crew, about their incredible victory against most of the Klingon armada and their pivotal role in the end of the Federation-Klingon war—except, this isn’t that story.
This is the story no one asks about: the story of how a playboy genius engineer, an alien doctor with a dangerous reaction to rage, two former assassins, a maybe-too-rule-abiding captain and a war criminal somehow limped their way into being one of the most famous starship crews to ever explore the universe.
And frankly, as Tony will be only too happy to tell you himself, that story is more interesting.
This scene was all GLOOM AND POSSIBLE DOOM PLUS A HORRIBLE BREAK-UP SCENE yet it then changed to, “NOPE I STILL LOVE YOU AND WILL TOLERATE YOUR SHIT.”
Cue Hannibal’s all, “FIRST CONTACT” with his hand on Will’s shoulder. I’m sorry, the only thing I could hear after that was the cheering of a thousand fangirls chorusing beautifully in the background. (Possibly with classical music.)
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Come now, surely we can be friends
I know so much about you
I love you
Look at everything I’ve done for you
You’d be nothing without me
Why don’t you answer me?
I bet you’re busy talking to some fucking slut
Is she hotter than me?
Would you fuck me?
Are you gay?
You blocked me on Facebook
And now you’re going to get fucked up
Now you’re going to die.
+ This song is hilarious! I love it so much! <3
In my head this is the song that would be playing after Will Graham finds out about Hannibal’s true identity, which causes him to block Hannibal on Facebook (crack idea). Realizing that Will Graham hooks up with Alana Bloom after their ‘break-up’, Hannibal gets really pissed off. Cue THIS SONG. Yay~
J.J. Abrams shows deleted scene of Benedict Cumberbatch showering.
CRYINg. JUST WATCH.