bandofbrothels:

We were inspired by the brilliant French!jazz Doctor Who theme cover made by the brilliant Bill Bailey. We were also inspired by Jean Dujardin losing control over his own eyebrows. Now we’re glad to present you

Docteur Qui: the TV show that never was.

Episode 1. In which Le Docteur goes to Cairo, speaks fluent Camel, explains who really built the pyramids, claims that James Bond is a real person…

…and, most importantly, meets his companion.