this makes me so very, very happy.
Everybody gets one!
Coming out straight from the Cumberbatch factory, with the new pointing finger feature…nice! Get yours this Christmas!
So many, might as well have 3 each.
It’s a Batch world after all, it’s a Batch world after all, it’s a Batch world after all, it’s a Batch Batch world…
LOSE. YOUR. MIND.
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
Daniel Radcliffe’s as Igor in Frankenstein
so basically what harry would have looked like if lily had married snape
“but the love that was once there has built something beautiful that crushes everything”
for my brilliant Esme for her birthday ♥
Tony: Here’s a little origins story about your favorite [ once, soon to be twice] married couple.
After I pulled that little rescue party, things got a little complicated with the team.
[Rescue party comic Part 1 ]
[Rescue part comic Part 2 http://frostironcomics.tumblr.com/post/62743725201/batwynn-continued-from-here ]
Tony: I was forced to separate from Loki to keep him safe from SHIELD. That didn’t mean, of course, that we weren’t meeting up. We were, often. Most of the time, naked.
Time went by and the secret got out by way of Thor who immediately expressed his disapproval. He had determinedly cut all ties with Loki.
After that, things got complicated. Again.
There’s always someone new trying to rule our little world.
Loki: I stepped in to help, seeing as the “super team” was failing fast. For whatever reason, I had expected Thor to accept my help as a sign of change. I had changed, of course. Perhaps, not as much as he would have liked….
Tony: We can’t all be shiny, little warriors. Well, not little.
Anyway, Shit hit the fan, then hit some buildings, then hit us. Loki got… hurt.
And that giant fuck just sort of gave up. I guess big brother being a douche was worth killing yourself over. Honestly, I don’t see it.
Loki: There were more reasons than that! I just… well…
As you can see, I did not die. A certain someone saved me.
Tony: And we lived happily ever after.
Loki: “Alls well that ends well.”
Tony: Are you seriously quoting Shakespeare?